At some point in your life, it's likely that you have heard this phrase. It refers to something that you once learned that you will never forget how to do. Something that is so ingrained, so automatic, that you could easily do it after not having done so for a really long time. The analogy of riding a bike is given implying that once you learn how to ride a bike, it will never again be a skill that you don't have. Anytime you get on a bike, you will automatically be transformed into a carefree, uninhibited, joyful child speeding along with ease....
or not....
After today, I would definitely hesitate before suggesting to someone, in hopes of encouraging them that something will be easy, that whatever they wish to do is "just like riding a bike."
Today around 11, the HR lady at my school approached me and said I needed to go to the Rathaus (townhall) to fill out a form for a new work permit since I am going to start working more than 15 hours and that is all my current permit allows. Because the processing may take up to two weeks, and my anticipated start date is Monday 11/2, she felt it was very important that I go today...before 2. Normally, this would not be a problem as I would just drive myself on over to the building and take care of business. That would not be a problem...if I had a car....which I don't. Neither does the HR lady who needed to come with me to explain in German what I needed from the office. Ever since we moved to Germany, I can count on my fingers and toes the number of times I have even been in a car. I walk everywhere. Everywhere. To work. To the gym. To the grocery store. To the post office. To the mall. Everywhere. I am completely happy with walking when places are relatively close, but the Rathaus is not super close. So HR lady suggested that we bike there. She said I could borrow a bike from one of the other teachers. Ok. No biggie. I know how to ride a bike. If riding a bike is the beloved analogy for easily returning to a long abandoned activity, then surely I can ride a bike.
It hasn't been THAT long since I last rode a bike. It's not THAT hard to ride a bike. This will NOT be a big deal. Can you tell I was seriously trying to pump myself up for this endeavor?
So off we went. She, carelessly riding her bike with ease...followed by me, pretending to ride my bike with ease, yet completely focusing hard on all aspects of bike riding in order to not fall off said bike and totally embarrass myself. Now on top of the fact that my bike skills were very rusty, I am in the midst of a population of bikers who seriously don't even hold on when they ride.
Really, no hands! Literally, neither hand touching the handles. Maybe one, but definitely not two.
I have seen bikers carrying takeout pizza in their hands, carrying grocery bags in their hands, smoking, enjoying coffee, or sometimes just casually resting their hands in their lap. You name it, people in Germany do it...while biking.
Then there was me. Two hands and a death grip on the handle bars. I am absolutely amazed that I did not cause a bicycle crash today. I would have been fine if we were the only ones out riding our bikes, yet I completely freaked out inside every time another biker rode near us or passed by us. I also freaked out when we passed walkers as some of them decided to walk across the bike path, directly in front of me. They must have thought I have the skill to easily maneuver around them as most normal bikers would. Ummmm. Yeah.
As if it wasn't hard enough to simply ride on the bike, stop at stop signs, and then quickly mount and start peddling as soon as the street was clear, I also had to follow someone taking a route that I was not at all familiar with on a bike that was not mine and was not fitted for my body. Too much....all at once....not fun.
I am happy to say that I survived this lovely bike tour in Erlangen and successfully filled out the necessary paperwork to get my new work permit without any major incidences.
I will also say that the next time I tell someone, "it's just like riding a bike" I will probably be referring to something that will seem really awkward, will be fairly embarrassing, and will require a lot of conscious effort as opposed to something that they will easily breeze their way through as if they had done it everyday of their life.